The drum beat in Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover (Acoustic Version)

The beat the song is built on is one bar, played through bars 1, 3 and 5, and 24 more places -- 34.6% of every bar the kit plays. That is the spine of it; everything else is what happens around it.

It is played on hi-hat, snare, floor tom, kick and hi-hat foot, counted in thirty-second notes. On its own it scores 53 out of 100 -- a step up -- and the thing that decides that is how much of it falls off the beat.

The whole song is 61 out of 100, so the beat is most of what the song asks for. Get it clean and the rest follows.

The room opens this beat on its simplest reduction, at 65 BPM, and adds the notes back a rung at a time -- 4 of them. Nothing is a matter of opinion: each rung has a tempo to reach and a gate to pass before the next one.

1. Skeleton. Only the notes that land on a beat. The point is to feel where this bar stands.
2. Kick and snare, whole. The feet and the snare exactly as written, hi-hat pulled back to quarter notes. This is the part to know by heart.
3. As written. Open hi-hat, ghost notes, accents and the crash where they belong.

Tempo goes 65, 77, 88 and 100 BPM, and the gate at each one is 8 loops in a row with no wrong note and no wobble in the time.