The drum beat in Tell Slater Not to Wash His Dick (2026 Repented)

The beat the song is built on is one bar, played through bars 1-7, 13-19 and 21-27, and 4 more places -- 24.6% of every bar the kit plays. This one moves around more than most: the beat is where to start, not the whole job.

It is played on crash, hi-hat, snare and kick, counted in sixteenth notes. On its own it scores 63 out of 100 -- a step up -- and the thing that decides that is the independence between the hands and the feet.

The whole song is 63 out of 100, so the beat is most of what the song asks for. Get it clean and the rest follows.

The room opens this beat on its simplest reduction, at 143 BPM, and adds the notes back a rung at a time -- 4 of them. Nothing is a matter of opinion: each rung has a tempo to reach and a gate to pass before the next one.

1. Skeleton. Only the notes that land on a beat. The point is to feel where this bar stands.
2. Kick and snare, whole. The feet and the snare exactly as written, hi-hat pulled back to quarter notes. This is the part to know by heart.
3. Every note, flat. All the notes, but the hi-hat stays closed and nothing is ghosted or accented.
4. As written. Open hi-hat, ghost notes, accents and the crash where they belong.

Tempo goes 143, 169, 194 and 220 BPM, and the gate at each one is 8 loops in a row with no wrong note and no wobble in the time.